Forgetting my Sarah Marshall

OK So i just finished watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" for like the third time and if you haven't seen it and you like seeing Jason Segal's penis then i recommend watching very funny.
But i have one problem with these semi-chick flick movies that are made to appeal to the testicle having sex. All of them lately seem to have a male character losing his once horrible girlfriend or going through some huge life changing event, ("Elizabethtown" has both) and then directly afterward meeting this girl who completely gives them this new outlook on life and is just unbelievably a perfect girl for them. I don't get it do these girls exist because I've never met one and I'm tired of these movies making me feel like i should be waiting to meet one in some amazing "meet cue". But then i started to think about in another way these writers must kind of dislike women for 2 reasons. the first one being the fact that just about all these movies have a bitch a horrible girl that cheated on the main character or just completely fucked him over in some other way. The second they are doing what the "Lloyd Dobbler" character of John Cusack did for men in the eighties. Giving false hope that this kind of girl is out there I don't think any girl could live up to how cool Natalie Portman(garden State), Kirsten Dunst( Elizabethtown), or Mila Kunis(Forgetting Sarah Marshall) actually are in these movies. By the way if any of these girls are reading this leave a comment and ill give you my number because you In my life right now would be great. But back on topic why do writers do this why do they always paint this unrealistic picture of relationships, and before you say "Bryan its fucking movie you jack ass its supposed to be fictional." I know but I've seen movies where they do make it more realistic and they don't lose anything but the acting is not nearly as good so maybe the writers were going for that and the actors just fucked it up. If you I have to give a for instance i recommend watching the movie "Love & Sex" with Jon Favereau and Famke Jansenn ( On a side note I'm pretty sure I spelled both names wrong) If you pulled anything from yet another worthless rant of mine I hope it was a few good movies to watch and if your semi attractive a chance to get my number.

THERE IS NO GREAT PUMPKIN CHARLIE BROWN

Alas fans of the mafia I have returned. Sorry for long silence but i had things to do and figure out in my life. But enough of the boring stuff time to rant. What the fuck happened to Halloween this year?! I know I'm older and i shouldn't care because i can't really trick or treat anymore but damn it this year sucked. I saw exactly 2 count them 2 people in costume this year and neither were under the age of 25. I blame a few different groups for this. One are the religious zealots who have scared everyone into honestly believing Halloween is an evil abomination. They are obviously unintelligent asses. I also blame those sickos who fuck with kids candy. Why would you ever fuck with candy its one of the few joys left in life and you it with drugs or razor blades. i also blame us low life men who only want to see girls dress in slutty outfits. Don't get me wrong I'm just as bad as the rest of them but all the creativity has gone out of Halloween. A girl now just thinks of anything makes it a little trashy and that counts as a costume. I'm still waiting for the day i have to see a wookie in a short skirt. (trust me it will happen sooner or later) My roommates and i bought two bags of QUALITY candy and do you want to know how many kids came to our door. None! I am fat I do not need to have two giant bags of candy just lying around the house(by the way its almost all gone). Then i read this article about two children and their father who go trick or treating after a party just for some extra candy and when they ring the doorbell are shot by a shotgun from inside the house. What the fuck who does that. Especially on Halloween. I also blame parents because nowadays parents a lazy sacks of shit who don't want to walk with their kids around a neighborhood so they either make them stay at home or send and older sibling who is barely old enough to walking by themselves with the kid. Get creative get off your asses and stop fucking with my candy I'm done..