Space Monkey Mafia: Coolest Kid Ever!

Not So Sober Statements

17.)Apparently I insulted the carmel cause it just tried to choke me.
16.)For Some reason I thought the light would turn on when I turned on the faucet.
15.)Someone stole my stomach.
14.)The thought of waxing my balls just made me cry.
13.)I'm making music with my teeth.
12.)I think I blacked out and someone else was talking through me.
11.)Dude, your shadow just left a footprint.
10.)My tongues not wet.
9.)I coughed so hard I almost peed.
8.)That makes my teeth feel scary.
7.)Don't look back here it's dangerous. RARR!
6.)I totally just had a conversation with you and you weren't there.
5.)No, wait I don't think I'm telling the truth.
4.)The chips make a marching sound in my head.
3.)That freaked me out I thought you actually wrote upsidedown.
2.)I'm glad we don't have tacos. Why? Cause I would eat them.
1.)Maybe I was listening backwards in time.